Funny Writing Jokes That Will Make You LOL

Me: How many words have I written?         Is it a million?         Is it TWO million? Word counter: 409 words. Me: LIES

The first rule of writing is to hoard notebooks. The second rule of writing is to never write in your hoarded notebooks.

Writing is 10% typing and 90% staring at your screen trying to find a better way to describe someone eating a piece toast.

When you want to write something deep and it comes out like: 'People die when they get killed'.

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to turn on an electric chair? Ten. But number four will shock you.

When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn't sure I was using correctly.

Write more. Write better. Grow faster.

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